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1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.

This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.
#fail #saunce #failure #ownage #defeat #doomed #suckage
di Dragonheart91 20 agosto 2008
The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...
#fail #failtastic #oprah #oprah winfrey #failed
di Peter Buckett 09 dicembre 2009
If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
Zomg she is such fail sauce.
#fail #sauce #noob #epic #failure
di WeinerSnitzel 18 settembre 2008
staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.
Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.
#fail #oatmeal #staples #douche #breakfast
di aaaction paaacked 27 gennaio 2009
a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.
"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."
#fail #sauce #fail sauce #douchebag #noob
di junksauce 17 febbraio 2008
Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.
Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."
#fail #noobsauce #gaysauce #nawlinwiki #failureness #fuckup
di PolecatQC 18 agosto 2009
The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...
#fail #failtastic #failsauce #failing #sauce #fuck #fucker #motherfucker
di Peter Buckett 23 gennaio 2010
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