Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
di incarcerator 11 febbraio 2014
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise
The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.
di dcgb 03 dicembre 2013
F- for
O- old
R- retired
D- drunks
D-driver
R-returns
O-on
F-foot
di izthatso 05 marzo 2005
Fix Or Repair Daily

i had a friggin Explorer and it broke down literally every 2 weeks
i hated my explorer
di CarolinaLegend 06 settembre 2003
For Only Retarted Drivers
Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.
di Chevy 28 giugno 2003
one hell of a crappy car. known to explode at any given moment-waste of money-gay-get a real car asshole
hey, bitch, nice ford...hahahahahahahaha
di milly vanilly 15 maggio 2003
Feeble Old Retired Drivers
These are cars that as soon as they are made are ready for the pasture. They are cheaper than the quality GM cars, their company stock value is down and their product proves it.
di Joe Coppola 22 aprile 2003

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