cerca qualsiasi parola, ad esempio darude - sandstorm:
 
1.
A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.
Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!
di Celeste Smith 23 agosto 2008
 
2.
A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.
Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!
di i<3humbertoes 19 gennaio 2012
 
3.
A male with a certain mental issue causing him to make orgasmic sounds at random, unexpected moments. This is mainly caused by the sight of sexual intercourse at a very early age, also resulting in seizures. A cure has not been found yet, but it has been said to be removed by cutting the penis, although it is a very painful process it can be done.
oh no... it's an Humberto, get away before he rapes you!
di Dr.Friedrich Theodore 05 novembre 2008
 
4.
King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.
Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.