A jab is a jack ass bitch. This describes someone who is a gwap. Jabs are jerks and bitches that treat you like crap. If you run into a jab you should probably go home and hide in your closet.
Anthony is such a jab because he ate all my food! Even my caramel apple sucker! What a jab.

I am afraid of Katy because she wants to kill me for being a jab!
di Lotfrog2 05 ottobre 2011
Twelve bags of Heroin for $100. One bag is usually $10. It's pretty much a break on some good shit.
"I just got a jab, yo"
"I jus picked up a jab over in da West Side, jo"
di Anna Park 24 settembre 2007
spontaneously deciding to hang out with the cool kids in the group and goin straight dumb and hyphy
We decided to JAB it last night, and that's all I remember
di JABin 11 novembre 2006
In the context of online forums especially, it carries the connotation of a subtle put-down, passive-aggressive remark or an obvious attack on someone. Not the same as flaming, because flaming is obvious and usually angry and incites hatred.

Often, you will see something to the effect of "did you just take a jab at me" because the remark in question isn't blatantly obvious.
Girl on forum: I just don't get why every time I try to help people take it the wrong way!

Guy on forum: ^ some ppl just turn someone elses pain around and play the victim....

Girl: did you just take a jab at me or was that to someone else?
di Hotrodriguez85 24 novembre 2013
a large, fast jerking movement that hurts you.
i jab you
di em&em+eileen@ofcourserach 02 giugno 2014
Jab is a term for a quantity (usually twelve or thirteen) of narcotics, specifically rocks (crack cocaine), blows (heroin) or weed (cannabis). The narcotics are often packaged in individual knotted or ziplock baggies and then placed in a larger clear knotted plastic bag.
"Gonzo dropped the jab in the alley when he saw the police."
"He up that jab in the lot"
"Helsel has then jab up his ass."
di TKCarradie 31 maggio 2014
Used to describe a sexual act with out saying the entire word. For example: blowJAB and handJAB. Originating in Traverse City, MI.
Dude I hung out with Jessica last night and I totally got a JAB from her.
di Tim From Accounting 06 febbraio 2011

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