masturbating while taking a shit
I just took a jack shit
di TknucksSucks 01 novembre 2010
A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
di stinkygordo 07 ottobre 2008
when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
di jackshit 04 marzo 2008
the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
You don't know jack shit.
di bumpie 22 gennaio 2006
1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
di Joe Bone 11 marzo 2005
A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
di KROD 13 dicembre 2004

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