An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
di Hellfired 28 novembre 2008
A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.
Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!
di DEADSiM2 01 maggio 2005
An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".
"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."
di Prof. Osled 23 novembre 2009
Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.
* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?
di james_002 07 aprile 2009
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
di mavi 30 agosto 2007
The guy on the Zig-Zag pack
Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack
di Huge_One 10 luglio 2008
The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
di The Real Jebus 08 luglio 2006

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