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A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.
"Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."
#jelly fish #pussy #crybaby #tool #putz #shithead #doormat #perv #douche bag
di Noah Vanderhoof 06 giugno 2006
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wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.
I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.
#semen #cum #jizz #floater #sperm
di libraryguy 28 luglio 2009
A kind of faux five when you're going in to give someone a high five but quickly pull away, making your hand make jellyfish motions in the air while saying, "JELLYFISH!"
To add to the affect, apologize, then go in for a hug.
When they go in for the hug also, pull back and make the jellyfish motions with your arms while saying, "JELLYFISH!"

Known to be annoying as hell.
Kaitie: OMG! Highfive!
Courtiney: JELLYFISH!
Kaitie: ))):
#faux five #high five #annoying #hilarious #fun
di ROFLMAOWOTLK 13 novembre 2008
A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.
Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival
di MalaysianSensation 16 novembre 2015
An adult male who has kept his hair long despite the fact the hair on top is now missing, creating the appearance of a gelatinous marine animal.
That Steely Dan concert was jellyfish city.
#baldness #hair loss #baby boomers #hair style #hair
di PBSPinchback 13 febbraio 2009
A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.

Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long.

Pl. jellyfish

Slang: various sex acts.
Sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the shores.
#fish #water #ocean #sea #coelenterates
di tomato-greens 13 gennaio 2006
This is when you take a small trash bag and place it over your partner's head when you're taking her from behind, then you close off the bag around her neck as you pull out of her vagina and go balls deep into her anus, she will expel an enormous amount of air to inflate the trash bag to resemble a Jelly Fish.
Dude, I went so far in her, so fast, she inflated the bag and looked like the Man-a-War Jelly Fish
#dirty billy #dirty sanchez #auto erotica #anal pleasures #jokes
di Bigdaddy Catalano 06 agosto 2008
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