Top Definition
When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
di TheNoTouchyCummer 12 ottobre 2009
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When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
di NorsemanMN 04 gennaio 2015
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
di SoAn14 07 dicembre 2010
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
di Jackhammer300 15 aprile 2014
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
di $e9a 07 aprile 2009
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
di ArchosDome 05 ottobre 2010
A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
di The Real Wangsta 16 aprile 2007

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