An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.
boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way
#dick #penis #cock #balls #testicles
di GreatClips 05 marzo 2010
To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.
The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.
#twat #punch #hit #smack #deck
di Nutsack 27 ottobre 2005
a person with no arms or legs
after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'
di Freddy Fitz-Smythe 03 febbraio 2004
An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person
Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!
#junk in their trunk #lazy #fat #junky #lethargic #lump
di Maddidly 14 maggio 2008
A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.
Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.
di Morgasm 25 maggio 2004
A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
#lump #lmp #limp #lomp #lamp #lemp #lymp
di metallicmagic1989 20 giugno 2006
provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction
i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me
di laura and joe 30 marzo 2004
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