an attractive man that loves the life of the party like drinking and smoking weed. He usually chases the younger girls. Has or will serve jail time with a kid back at home. All he wants is to get in bed with a girl not his age.
Friend 1: "so how is that matt guy?"
Friend 2: "he is great! but...he is ten years older!"
di theonehescrewed 07 luglio 2010
a male name usually given to an ugly haired freak with veiny arms
Girl 1: ewwww......you're going out with Matt?!?!

Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped

Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser
di Jesue77 19 agosto 2011
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.
di wallythebeerman 03 febbraio 2010
someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
di therod74349 27 aprile 2010
someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.
matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.
di laker123 13 dicembre 2009
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
di Andrichael 20 febbraio 2010
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
di TheChamp123 11 dicembre 2010
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