A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
di Shpoon 15 aprile 2009
Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
di Assex 776 30 agosto 2007
Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"
di Adam De Ville 01 ottobre 2007
Complete douchebag, singer for the lame ass band Tool, no talent whatsoever.
Maynard thinks his poo smells like lilacs.
di pseudonym-abody [Error 404] 03 marzo 2008
A boy who cant seem to figure out what's going on with his life. He loves to tell people to shut up because he doesn't like to talk to people because of his lack of brain function in the past of his brain which contemplates how to be nice.
"Wow, Jeffrey was just telling at me for nothing, he's such a Maynard"
di Jaisomething 13 maggio 2016
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