(Verb) to cockblock oneself unintentionally
Guy 1: Dude, how was last night with that girl?
Guy 2: It was bum, but my cat Miked me so damn hard like wtf.
di Gerwaq 09 ottobre 2013
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
di facon675309 11 agosto 2011
To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.
The file server has been Miked
di purplepangolin 17 maggio 2007
An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.
"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.
di kagdurban 14 maggio 2015
A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
di Coolio kiddio 24 settembre 2014
A female genitalia cleanser...
Mike's a douche...
di Dan Punk Rock France 13 maggio 2011
a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.
1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("
di fillygirlie14 21 agosto 2008

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