The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
di MANIAC!? 01 dicembre 2013
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
di NoMike 18 febbraio 2013
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
di LAdy gaga 20 giugno 2012
A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
Ugh I dated a mike!
di That one girl sms 08 gennaio 2016
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
di MikeHunt509 16 marzo 2014
Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
di SquishyG 24 settembre 2013
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
di facon675309 11 agosto 2011

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