cerca qualsiasi parola, ad esempio blumpkin:
 
36.
Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.
Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!
di Baceisgay1 16 aprile 2009
 
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Measuring the level of excitement on a human being from visual stimuli
viewing jessica alba increase mojo by 189.49%
di insanejane 25 febbraio 2006
 
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the amazing VICODIN
I just popped three 500mg mojos and bro bro bree bree I'm ready to go
di theRagTagKids 05 settembre 2008
 
39.
a slow adolescent female, slow mentally, not physically. and not retardedly. although this may cross your mind everytime you speak to one. and possibly physically as well. daughter of a clifford, generally good at maths and art and ... yeah.

seen with brightly coloured and obstrusive hairstyles, lots of make up and is every teachers worst nightmare.

enjoys horse riding.
example 1

girl 1: wow mojo, i really like your hair today!
mojo: my what?

example 2

boy 1 : do you want to go to the cinema later on?

mojo: to the where?
di red_splat_on_my_radiator 26 luglio 2009
 
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A mexican who thinks hes the shiii, the kind that will come up behind you and slap your ass
Did you see what that mojo just did to that girl?
di Jazzuhmen 27 maggio 2008
 
41.
weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap
Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert
di zany Zane 17 settembre 2007
 
42.
A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"
di evan 05 marzo 2005