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1.
OMF
OMF stemming from a typo while typing OMG. Similar in history to the creation of pwn from an own typo. Gennerally taken to have the meaning "oh my fuck".
OMF, I just shat my pants!
OMF, Tommy really likes to take it in the butt.
OMF.
di OMFKiddie 07 luglio 2004
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2.
short for "Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery"
usually used by oral surgeons.
OMFS is what happens when your wisdom teeth are removed.
di el brado 23 agosto 2004
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3.
Abbreviation of Oh My Fucking Science, secular variant of OMFG.
omfs! did you see that?
di Buzzter 18 aprile 2008
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4.
An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
di Ben NCM 16 maggio 2010
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5.
OMF
1. From the typo of OMG (oh my god), OMF means: Oh my f*ck.

2. Sometimes used to describe things done "on my face"
1. "He broke up with me!! OMF!!"

2. "He just broke up with me and peed OMF!!"
di TooTurntToBeQueen 03 gennaio 2014
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6.
short for "Oh My Fucking Satan"
usually used by losers
"OMFS pants with zippers that go nowhere are awesome!"
di clayton 03 aprile 2004
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7.
An acronym for "oh my fucking stars", OMFS is commonly uttered by buttpirates, furfaggots, and neckbearded basement-dwellers to express surprise.

The neckbearded may also use "OMFS" as an acronym for "oh my fucking science" or "oh my fucking Satan" because "stars" are perceived as insufficiently secular, despite the fact that neckbeards believe that our molecules came from exploding stars, and that monkeys and fish fucked each other to create yo bitchass.

Although "OMFS" is generally used to express surprise, atheists also use it to express their hatred of christfags and our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Of Nazareth.

Yes, that Jesus Christ.
OMFS! Let's have teh gay buttsects!

OMFS! Did you see that furry's throbbing, black furcock?!

OMFS! Dawkins damn it.
di Cockfuck McGhee 24 ottobre 2010
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