OMP
Short for Opps Messy Poops.

Established-2007 thru 2008

Incorporated-2009

While you are out in public and you have to take a poop AKA a shit you must first find the nearest public restroom and go into a empty stall and make sure the restooom is fairly empty, go as if you were going to take a normal poop, but instead of sitting down you straddle the toilet and shit everywhere thus making a total mess out of the bathroom. After there is shit all over the place wipe yourself and just leave, but make sure the coast is clear!
Alex- Steven are you going to let that person talk to you like that?
Steven- Bro what should I do?
Alex- Ask to use his bathroom and do an OMP

shit dump gross nasty payback
di pplace05 29 luglio 2009
Omp
To eat. An onomatopoeic of a bite sound; like pacman.
Its lunch time lets go omp.
di ssftable 29 settembre 2003
omp
Old man pusher. A twenty-something female who encourages her friends to date older men. Reasons may include monetary benefits, gray hair fetish, etc.
I was making out with that 44-year-old last night at the bar because Alison told me he was perfect for me. She is such an OMP!
di nance12345 08 gennaio 2008
omp
Ouch my penis

often used after being kicked in the balls
guy 1:kick
guy 2:omp
di super awsome1000000 16 maggio 2010
omp
Stands for On My Phone. Commonly used to account for slower responses when IMing from a phone.
Nick: I might not respond right away. Omp.
di rb20 01 giugno 2011
OMP
One Man Party
Raging in the basement... alone #OMP
di LEG4CY_XO 07 novembre 2011
Omp
An omp is 1/2 glomp. What exactly is 1/2 a glomp. Its the glomp without the back shattering collision with the floor. It's an overly aggressive hug in which the victim's feet may or may not leave the ground. The person performing the omp is the omper while the person being targeted is deemed the ompee.
Sara squealed as Bobby ran up to her and omped her.

Susie asked Mike for a hug but instead she got an omp.
di DragonDeath 26 aprile 2011

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