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1.
1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.
"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"
di Jasóncito 07 dicembre 2008
 
2.
the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself
When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident
di Stefihoe 07 dicembre 2008
 
3.
Accidentally shooting yourself with a gun.
Like Plaxico Burress did.
Did you hear Reggie got shot? It was a plaxident though, he shot himself.
di M2KPDX 04 dicembre 2008
 
4.
An act of stupidity that costs you a lot of money; disabling your source of income
Jane, a model, was afraid of getting mugged and beaten so she carried a knife at all times. Running for a cab, she had a plaxident and fell, slashing her cheeks.
di Sto00ove 02 dicembre 2008
 
5.
Accidentally inflecting pain on ones self which may result in jail time.
Tim: Rafi how did you did get that knife stuck in your thigh?
Rafi: It was a plaxident bro.
di schme09 11 gennaio 2012
 
6.
To have a foolish-enough accident that it causes injury to yourself and risks your career.
I had another plaxident when I shot myself in the thigh.
di Ghe71 03 dicembre 2008
 
7.
Similar to natural selection. Usually, it is a stupid decision that greatly harms the one who made the decision and slightly harms those around him.
Newspaper Headline: "NFL WR shoots team in foot, self in thigh. Total Plaxident."

Billy Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to your boy Griz?

Sam: Yeah, he was getting head while making a homemade bomb and lost the side of his face. Complete Plaxident.

di Timmy Teeback for Heisman 01 dicembre 2008