Top Definition
Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.
My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.
di Mennoowh 30 novembre 2004
Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face
A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly
#babes #girls #chicks #bitch #body
di IanHupkes 12 ottobre 2006
When your newborn shits on you.
Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.
#baby #poop #newborn #parenthood #accident
di BarryIsHairy 04 febbraio 2010
the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice
This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"
#sound #intercourse #zap #penetration #wet
di pickle the pony 28 febbraio 2010
The act of playing and working at the same time.
Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.
#play #work #pork #simultaneous #plok
di Jeremy Savidge 25 settembre 2006
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