SAT
An exam that everyone in their Junior year of high school in the United States has to take in order to enter college. It's purpose is to keep the black kids out.
SAT results:
Percentage of blacks in High School: 45.8%
Percentage of blacks in College: 0.0%
di SubtleRacist 07 febbraio 2009
Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
di Munky! 27 settembre 2008
Suck Ass Test, a hard or pointless test
Some kid after math class: That was a S-A-T.
di My name goes here? 18 ottobre 2005
S-Socially
A-Awkward
T-Teenager

These are people in high school who are losers who have no friends and can't get girls because their too busy playing world of warcraft
Mike-Hey who's that kid?
Paul-Oh thats Peter.
Mike-Why have I never heard of him before?
Paul-He's a S.A.T., no one cares.
Mike-well he must play WoW.
Paul-No Shit!
di joemama113 07 gennaio 2010
Slutty Ass Teenager Status. Usually making fun of people who think they're grown and hot shit. (;
GWS?! Nahh, I think SATS!
di McNasty, Mama Cass, Emi 13 maggio 2011
SAT
A test you take in high school that could possibly be the largest single factor in whether a university accepts you or not. It has three sections: Reading, Math, and Writing. The range of possible scores on each is 200 - 800, for a possible cumulative score of 600 - 2400 on all three sections. The average score in each section is roughly 500 and the average total is roughly 1500. The test is taken early on a Saturday morning (say, 4 or 5 hours before you would even wake up on a normal Saturday) and you must be at your mental peak for it. Scores are received about two weeks later and then sent to the colleges you're applying to. Most students dread the SAT but they do not appreciate the amount of control over their admission chances that it gives students even in the late phases of high school when their GPAs can't be changed much.
Tom: You just took the SAT? That sucks! I hate that test!

George: Well my good friend Tom, I actually love the SAT. See, my GPA has never been so hot but after putting in a few weekends of work on SAT preparation now I can get a great score and go to a great university anyways.
di Triton34 27 giugno 2013
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