stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net
di Jay 21 gennaio 2004
Top Definition
Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical
I need a knife... stat....
di PorscheFanatic 19 marzo 2004
An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts
-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!
di Jules112 15 febbraio 2009
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
di CapnCrouton 12 maggio 2004
asap, right away, without delay
comon muthafucka suck muh dick..stat!
di gerald 31 luglio 2004
Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".
Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.
di Paul "Bonnie" 23 aprile 2007
n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.
I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week
di DanEvans 09 aprile 2010

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