An all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for sexual pleasure.
I can't believe simmo slept wiv both our mums.... twice
di Jonny2008 15 ottobre 2007
Anyone who acts like a local nonce, bit of a boy-botherer, no qualms about inviting people back from nightclubs 'for a swim'.
Marjorie, don't give the kids any money for the ice cream van today - I've just noticed a bit of a simmo hanging round the park.
di jimiusm 25 maggio 2005
A long haired twat who falls out of bed during sex
oh look it's joe moss... nevermind it's simmo
di elrichards15 21 maggio 2011
Emo
1. Are you a simmo? (Are you an emo)
2. He's a simmo (He's an emo)
3. Please don't be a simmo (Please don't be an emo)
di Lydiarr 11 giugno 2009
A numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired vaginas off the street and use them for his personal plesure. A degrading version of the mansluts and the hillbillys.

Often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. Though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.
Watch out, a ferret ass is around the corner. Dont want to get near simmo.
di Sentinel316 21 marzo 2005
A Jamaican slang word for the social policy of right wing conservative political parties. Often is used in a derogatory sense, especially after a couple of rumbo's.
n
The republican party has no simmo at all.

v
You have as much substance as a simmo.
di Ho Chi Minh 03 agosto 2004

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