Top Definition
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
di Fat Finger Tony 20 ottobre 2004
when geting a blowjob and the lips go to the bottom of the penis
the said he wants to touchbase with me we all giggled

i was geting a blowjob and she can touchbase
#tuochbase #touchbass #blowjob #head #oralsex
di lowelljoe 03 gennaio 2010
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.
Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."
#basball #asshat #tautology #meta #hollah
di Scroatsky 06 aprile 2008
While in the act of oral sex the female or males lips will touch the base of your penis.

or Deep throating
Kate: "I will have to touch base with you sometime next week"
Dave: "that would be fabulous
#deep throat #touch base #base #blowjob #oral sex
di FR[TwFame] 08 maggio 2008
Most appropriately a business expression originating approximately 40-years-ago derived from the sport of baseball. During that time it was a novel and well accepted slang for the purpose of getting-in-touch with someone over any form of matter. By 1990, it became so over used to the point of becoming a corny expression eventually leading to the use mostly by an asshat as described. Today, such an expression is regarded practically as an insult for this very reason and is taken as a form of senseless needling, often meant to offend one's intelligence.

The only businesses who have become notorious for the term are financial institutions where, in fact, new employees are actually taught to use it in the form of customer psychology as it belittles the status of the borrower in relation to the lender, e.g., reminding the customer who the lender is and that they are in debt.
"Hi, John, this is Lois at Bullshit Finance! Just wanted to touch base and see how you are?"
#affront #offend #sneer #indignity #abusive
di Ipana 01 maggio 2009
To briefly update someone on future plans. Usually associated with business deals.
Yo! Bigz when you wanna touch base on this tree situation.
#call #talk #inform #update #deal
di T-M0N3Y $ 09 maggio 2008
When two or more males with the same sexual persuasion grasp the base of each other's cock's and mimic shaking hands with each other until they simultaneously ejaculate.
Hey tom do you want to meet up behind the admin building and touch base
#touching base #touche base #touch bas #touc base #touched base
di rogue22 01 luglio 2014
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