A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.
Damn. That guy is a real Bender.
di CockThunder 06 novembre 2014
Referred to as a hockey player who is usually the worst on the team and never has the opportunity to play and embarres the whole team for his lack of ability to play hockey. When skates, has a large bend at the angles.
Lucas Szpil is the worst fucking player ever to touch the ice. Hes such a bender he gets nailed by even the dustiest of player. What a tool, I get more ice in a glass then he does in a rink! XD
di BenderBoy 17 agosto 2011
The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.
I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.
di DOERR! 08 novembre 2009