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1.
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
di Von Hayes 09 marzo 2005
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2.
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
di bread infection 21 ottobre 2005
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3.
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
di blumpkinmaster 20 dicembre 2007
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4.
giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....
di teh poof 02 giugno 2005
623 369
 
5.
when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning
di Michael Aloian 14 settembre 2005
472 355
 
6.
The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
di CassiusKarp 09 giugno 2010
234 189
 
7.
Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
di Jesussssssssssssssss 16 aprile 2009
233 196