Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
di CompulsiveDribbler304 08 aprile 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
di the autonomous heartbeat 29 maggio 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
di chasedadcaptainds 03 aprile 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
di Eris 22 giugno 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
di non giron 01 ottobre 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
di pootytang112 27 aprile 2009
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
di imonkey 24 novembre 2006

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