A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.
Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish
di raychelha 03 giugno 2005
A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.
When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.
di Nick 06 giugno 2004
when a guy with a beard rubs his beard in a girls pussy while he is eating her out
ouuuu that tickles
di josh grant 27 maggio 2003
a word to describe a female made up of 100% uglyness. Like, this bitch is fucking nasty if your calling her a catfish.
while an ugly bitch walks by in the mall

"CATFISH!"
di mc rb 24 aprile 2007
A. A male or female who, when intoxicated, reverts to a primitive state in which they blindly wonder around looking for someone to fuck. Usually these sloppy-drunk animals sift through a series of rejections until some poor, skanky soul gives it up. While in "catfish mode," these individuals aren't thinking logically, and will only react to the prospect of immediate ejaculation.
"Aaron went with that skank to the strip club in the hood just to try and nail her."

Yea, he was tryin to smash with everyone last night.

"Too bad he pissed himself, she was DTF. She left him at her friends place to go fuck her ex."

What a Catfish.
di moneymike69 21 novembre 2011
A simple man, with simple needs. He is honest, supportive, funny, caring, loving, handsome, gentle, cuddly, humble, and loves junk food. He can make you smile and laugh and he can take your breath away. He likes to play with your hair, kiss your forehead, hold your hand, and call you for no reason to talk about nothing for hours. There is no question when he looks at you, he looks straight into your soul and you know that he loves you unconditionally. He is the most amazing man in the world and every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. He is my soul mate, my best friend, and my everything.
I love Catfish, he is my whole world.
di Fiesty Squirrel 28 settembre 2011
Its the answer to everything.
Dude: Whats the answer to number 25?
Chick: Catfish, duh.
di LaineyMarie 02 gennaio 2011

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