Penis
Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.
#penis #wee wee #love wand #wissy dick #dick #trouser snake #man meat #donk #peter #todger
di Noa Utos 23 giugno 2011
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"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
#tv #oops #children's tv #bbc #shit
di flatster 19 gennaio 2008
When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error
Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player
#stuff up #clanga #mistake #balls up #error
di 733-539@ 24 aprile 2006
A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.
"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.
di Mike MacCana 09 giugno 2005
Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.
James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!
#ass #shit #fecal matter #clangers #hygiene
di MastaTea 14 giugno 2015
When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error
Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player
#stuff up #clanga #mistake #balls up #error
di 733-539@ 24 aprile 2006
An Australian word for the back bumper or just back of a car.
(being tailgated)
"Get off my clanger!"
#australia #klanger #car #tailgate #crash
di FHS Voltaire 04 novembre 2009
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