1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
di Jake 12 aprile 2003
Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
di DennisIsEvil 28 febbraio 2006
Moriarty. That is all.
In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.

Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*

Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!

Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
di WatsonFan 24 gennaio 2011
When a guy moves in on a girl that another man has began courting. Usually at a party/club/bar while the other man goes for a drink or to the bathroom but can also apply to any situation where a man has expressed interest in a girl and another man moves in without regard/respect. It is a sign of grievious disrespect and may result in shunning from the male group or a serious beating/pounding/rolling or other retribution. (also Cock blocker and cock blocking)
"I was talking to this girl and my buddy sat down on the other side of her and kept butting into our conversation trying to flirt with her, I'm gonna beat that cock blocker down!"
di Rob Batavia 27 febbraio 2003
n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.
My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.
di Don't you want to know 28 maggio 2005
what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday
whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?

yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
di ashsal 24 giugno 2011
tha fat ugly bitch that every group of fine ladies comes equipped with. she blocks all cock, unless she gets some too
man1: Yo it's your turn to keep the cock block occ upied son.
man2: Werd take one for the team.
man3: FUCK.
di borita 10 agosto 2003
1. When someone breaks up a chicken fight.
2. When someone stops someone else from having sex
guy 1: chicken fight is over! stop having sex with her!
guy 2: Holy fuck! Double cock block!
di High on speed 13 novembre 2009

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