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(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
di Nedd Ludd 07 agosto 2005
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When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.
GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."
#limp #meth #meth dick #limpdick #flaccid
di boiwithsmall 21 settembre 2013
while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.
having crystal dick feels so fucking good.
#high #meth #party #horny #sex #mustang books and video
di skaterjack 05 ottobre 2006
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