an animal that morons wish they could have as pets, but cant.
" i want a pet donkey"
"youre a douche"
"youre a douche"
di Q7 03 agosto 2009
completely outside the realm of reason: completely and utterly insane
Did you see that chick light her fart on fire? That shit's donkey dude, seriously.
di rugr44 10 luglio 2008
A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.
Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?
di Stewie374 14 luglio 2016
this is aperson who i s big as fuuck but a total pussy
Damn Jackidukes is a real donkey.
di The tANK 03 novembre 2014
The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.
My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!
di Shreklady 29 marzo 2013
A Donkey is a slang word for someone from Guernsey in the British Channel Islands.
"Donkeys" is often shouted in good sport at local inter-insular (inter-island) sports matches against Jersey. People from Jersey are called Crapauds.
di The one and only Guern 04 febbraio 2010
an untrainable Retard
Hey Donkey just hang yourself get it over with
di PG FireGOD 30 dicembre 2009