Ryan Seacrest
Look at that douchebag (Ryan Seacrest).
di kramdizzle 29 gennaio 2012
the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
di jewish faced dude 04 ottobre 2011
a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags
Arron Leubner is a douche bag
di V C is ur ruler 06 agosto 2011
a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.
my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.
di sebanana 31 luglio 2011
-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black
lax bros are douche bags
di whatever5551 21 luglio 2011
Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool
Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag
di your such a douche 01 luglio 2011
Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
di NMFSD 31 gennaio 2011

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