to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
#blumpkin #sexual terms #anal #roller skates #penetration
di bmanc900 04 agosto 2007
A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
#shit #sick #food #random #dinner #cabbage
di Malkavoru 24 ottobre 2005
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
di Coiked 13 aprile 2004
to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.
I just felt like a stupid, old glump!
#glump #stupid #sluggish #ugly #fat
di pich-u-mony 10 giugno 2009
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
#glump cakes #glumpy dog #glumpsational #forrest glump #glump burger #mcglumps #glump king cole #glumpie's #glumpapples #glumpfuzz #fuzzy glumps #grandpa glumplekins #brown kid
di Glumpfur 21 gennaio 2006
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.
#the #default #posture #of #a
di bread infection 07 novembre 2005
means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off
your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40
di danny kent 14 gennaio 2004
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