to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"
Stop glunking your brother.
di Frank Booth 18 gennaio 2005
The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.
di http://www.glunkin.com/ 09 maggio 2011
To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.
The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.
di asterix299 28 novembre 2015
The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
di LilNickel 28 luglio 2015
To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.
The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
di Sir Glunkalot 25 maggio 2011
when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
di lilknobcunt 24 aprile 2011
A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
di f3ar_me 23 settembre 2009