only the sexiest animal on the internet
"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
#sexy goat #omegle #omeglefc #dirty sanchez #cool runnings #mychonny
di i actually lov dat chonny blok 15 settembre 2011
Geek Of All Trades
DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.
#goat #geek #title #nerd #classification
di holtrain 29 luglio 2011
A newfacebook page craze for no apparent reason.
She Dosn't even goat here
They see me goating They hating
Riding your goat majestically into the sunset
#goat #facebook #page #like #atleastitsbetterthenplanking
di i dont do drugs, i am drugs 26 luglio 2011
The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!
12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).
#sack #penis #ass #sink #kitchen #buttox #pain #vagina #therepist #john madden #masturbation #mutual masturbation
di majoe 22 gennaio 2011
to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom
"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."
#to goat #to goat oneself #the goat #goated #get goated
di MonicaAlb 12 marzo 2010
To put your testicles in between the back of your thighs and bend over exposing the Goat
Awe that guy just goated me
#goat #animal #party #panda #sick #funny #dirty
di Pandathrower 19 dicembre 2009
someone who runs back and forward and kicks random cunts like yo who dis be at motherfuckers get out of my passage way. they like milk from the theet and they like to suckle on thi mothers breast snnnnnooooooooooopppppppppppppllllliiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn yooooo
oi that brazilian just got headbutted! "must have been a goat!"
#goats #snoops #mofo #cunt #rape #anal
di antievsx 28 settembre 2013
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