Mark Gairs
Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"
di paterd453 14 aprile 2011
Another name for a buttplug. Can also be used as a pejorative term for someone who does or continues to do stupid things.
I yanked the gonk out of her and her shit spewed all over my new satin sheets. She's such a gonk.
di fannymcslap 25 gennaio 2012
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."
di 4cbb 17 giugno 2009
complete arse with no chance in love or life
hayton you are a GONK etc
di JJ@D 14 gennaio 2009
a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob
you fucking gonk mother fucker
di bubsey 18 settembre 2005
Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob
Geez a gonk ye dobber!
di Superbo 02 febbraio 2005
A hairy 5|-|17 toy you get at fairs...
have a go for £2 and win a fab prize..

or a gonk... some thing they found in the back of a skip on the way to your town.
di Crimson`Hunter 16 gennaio 2005

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