gum
An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
#gum #chem #nasty #vile #gross
di badgerman5566 05 maggio 2011
Top Definition
gum
something you chew on when your bored in class
i've been chewing 3 pieces of gum for the past 4 periods
#i #love #all #kinds #of #gum
di gemini18 15 novembre 2007
gum
High School Currency
Got any chewing gum?
#chewing #starburst #orbit #trident #dirty mouth
di Cady Herrington 24 gennaio 2011
gum
Good thing that people chew. Comes in various flavors and is rubber like.
I was chewing gum yesterday.
#chewing #gum #good #tasty #rubber
di Ehyharasz 25 settembre 2009
gum
A classic physical gag in which one reveals a portion of their stretched scrotal skin with the misrepresentation of it being a piece of chewed "gum."
Brian asked me if I wanted a piece of "gum" last night. I can't believe I fell for that trick again.
#scrotum #nutsack #bubble gum #gum #balls #nuts #gag #stretched
di sour-puss 13 giugno 2007
gum
a bachelor's toothbrush.
Ricky, who was already late to work, popped some Dentyne gum to cover up last night's halitosis.
#gum #bachelor #toothbrush #tooth #teeth
di Matt (dojo master) 15 ottobre 2012
a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)
here comes gums, watch your woman
#ugly #weird #sleeze #gimp #chump
di Beefdogg 29 marzo 2006
gum
to mess things up or mess up a situation
"she'll only gum it for us"
#mess up #screw up #ignorant #sticky #screw around
di ja_me_kah 13 giugno 2007
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