1. can't go a minute without making a sexual remark
2. call everything they don't like "gay"
3. openly insult everyone who has a different opinion than theirs, usually with a racial or gay slur
4. have a tendency of shouting words like "PENIS!" in public
5. lack the intelligence to make a formal argument, yet think they're so awesome because they know, as someone before me posted, 100 ways of saying the word "penis" or 100 different sex methods.
6. become alcoholics and do drugs just because "it's cool", without considering that these drugs will cut their life expectancy in half, as well as make them look like total idiots when they're high/drunk
7. call everyone with at least 1.1 times their intelligence a "nerd", because EVERYONE knows that society has deemed it "cool" to be dumb as a stick
8. are the kind that drop their pants on purpose in public, sexually harrass everything that moves, or violate other kinds of dress codes and behavior codes.
And btw, I'm a guy too.
Kevin: Your so immature, thats for little kids.
Sam: Fuck you at least I'm not an asshole.