cerca qualsiasi parola, ad esempio bae:
 
1.
To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
di Cosmixmaster 30 giugno 2003
 
2.
boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.
check out her jalops!
di Jared & Jessie <33 28 ottobre 2005
 
3.
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
di roger khouri 26 novembre 2007
 
4.
the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
di Deek Méhöfwright 14 giugno 2010
 
5.
Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
di Ahndi 25 settembre 2003
 
6.
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
di The Penguin Incarnate 26 ottobre 2003
 
7.
What Cosmix said
di AHH 24 settembre 2003