Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Wahhhh, it's so cute!
Person 2: Dude, you have LAGS...
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Little Asian Girl Syndrome...
-Plays cod and dies-
You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-
Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.