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29.
1. A woman whose sexual preferences are exclusively directed toward other women.

2. The other L-word, easy to confuse with the main L-word, love.
Example 1:
Bob: So Alice has a girlfriend?

Bob's Friend: Yeah, didn't you know? She's a lesbian.

Example 2:
Guy: Wait... I'm in lesbians with you...

Girl: ...*walks away*

Guy: ...I said lesbians.
di Shadowy 17 febbraio 2011
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30.
A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.

<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.

Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
di scratchmaster101 06 dicembre 2010
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31.
A female who is sexually attracted to other females.
Kelly-"Oh, my god! She is SO fucking hot!
Hannah-"Kelly, you are such a lesbian!
di soodunim 06 febbraio 2010
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32.
sexual and romantic desire between females
god damn them lesbian folk stealing our jobs and neopolitan ice cream
di Benji xoxo 18 maggio 2011
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33.
A woman who is into women, or maybe a trannie who is into women, or maybe trannie into other trannies, or mabye a transgender who is into... oh who cares!
The LGBT club is hating on me because I told them that I, a male, am a lesbian. According to my polyamorous transgendered sadomasochistic friend, that is a step too far!
di zinniajonesfan 14 agosto 2011
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34.
Basically...they hate penises
Linda is such a lesbian! Her girlfriend looks like a man but she doesn't have a penis.
di thatfreekyguy 30 gennaio 2014
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35.
a woman who realizes that men are just dumb, violent, emotionless assholes and doesn't feel like dealing with them.
Lesbian: Ugh, I'm tired of seeing all these men treating women like shit.
di qwertyuiopg 23 novembre 2013
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