Top Definition
The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
di lotioningmaster 28 agosto 2009
What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.
"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"
di Cookie Krumm 25 marzo 2004
to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate
stop lotioning yourself
di nathan kay 10 luglio 2008
Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.
Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P
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di nic_07.nicole 04 giugno 2016
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