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the best condoms available. The absolutely number 1 brand....for the big dick niggas....

.....also a powerful ass handgun with the excellent shock and recoil resistance, durablity, and the ability to bust a cap in someone ass that would leave a wound the size of a baseball

.....also a car....Dodge Magnum....i like the Charger betta tho....
I use a magnum when I wanna get ruff wit my bitch from the back......trojans are not good when hittin it from the back....they tend to rip....trojans are for the bitch being on top.....
di JDG89Stacks 08 febbraio 2008
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1.
1) A handgun.
2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.
3) A brand of condoms- extra large.
4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.
1) He shot his girlfriend with a magnum.
2) I love double caramel magnums but they're so fattening!
3) He is hung like a horse- he only buys magnum condoms.
5) Is that a crease in Gackt's pants or is he just happy to see us?
di shame_shame_shame 30 agosto 2005
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"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!
di SHIBBY-ONE 16 aprile 2005
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3.
A really large penis.
Melissa's boyfriend is packin a magnum downstairs, he tears that bitch up every night.
di Syda 24 marzo 2005
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4.
An incredibly powerful handgun
Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)
di Snake 18 luglio 2004
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5.
A round with a greater amount of propellant than a standard cartrige or the wepon that fires this ammunition. Named after the largest size bottle that champagne is sold in (almost 1/2 gal.)
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6.
A brand of extra large condoms.
While your at the pharmacy get magnums cuz we dont want another accident. And large didnt fit last time.
di idontgot1 13 luglio 2008
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7.
Usually a really big condom
You know I need the Magnum for my ish.
di G.O.A.T. 23 novembre 2004
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