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In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.
Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"
di Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire 24 febbraio 2008
Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.
di Kegsie 23 dicembre 2006
A mermaid's family or kin
Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'
di Leonard Interocitor 07 marzo 2011
a swab for a cannon.
use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.
di noodlenoggin98 08 ottobre 2009
another word for vagina wig.
damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
di omfgmatty 21 gennaio 2007
an individual who merks around.
John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.
di cheekypete 27 agosto 2011
adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'
di zandzy 21 agosto 2009

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