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1.
1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
di parttimehanyou 19 dicembre 2005
 
2.
Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.
Stop being such a neckbeard.
di maladiciones 03 agosto 2010
 
3.
A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.
With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.
di dirt dog 03 gennaio 2004
 
4.
A socially inept individual. Smug/self-important for no reason, or shy unless with fellow Neckbeards. When spoken to, will quickly reveal extremely limited social experience. To a normal person they will be definitively near-autistic or aspy.

Visual cues:

1. Fedora.
2. Trenchcoat.
3. Overdressed.
3. Greasy hair
4. Ponytail.
5. Acne at any age.
6. Dyed hair.
7. Shitty beard.
8. Pedostache.
9. Wears all black.
10. Wears all red.
11. Odd eye behavior, similar to low self esteem (avoiding, darting, or over-compensational staring).
12. Hand placement. Instead of pockets, usually leave them at sides or cross them.

You can assume:
-virgin
-furry
-live in their parent's basement
-watch anime
-read manga
-inflated, hollow self esteem
-will laugh at things that arent very funny
-are or were obese
-educated slightly better than the average person
-will NOT understand the Neckbeard concept
-card games
-board games
-conventions
-bronie
-hasnt bathed in days, and if you get close, you can confirm, but if you do they will think you're making a sexual pass at them and excrete more stench.

Neckbeards are often found in acting, chior, or other socially maladjusted arts.

The majority of Neckbeards come from middle class white America. Lower class learned how to live while young, and upper class doesnt have the time to, or has better things to do than be a pile of shit.
Persons A and B walk into room filled with guys at computers. All of the men are fat and smelly, with unkempt facial hair of all kinds.

Person A to person B: Oh wow, is this the tournament for <insert fighting game here>?

Person C, from nearby inside the room: Yes, we're awesome like that.

Person B looks at Person C, then at Person A.

Person A looks at Person C.

Person C looks at person A with a straight face and swallows.

Person A to person C: Oh. Thats cool. Is there a bathroom nearby?

Person C: Yeah! There's one down the hall and on the left.

Person A: Thanks.

Person A and B leave the room.

Person B to Person A: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy NECKBEARDS WOW!

Person A: Yeaaaahhhhh..... Alright. Lets go. That was gross.
di Top Ramenator 07 marzo 2014
 
5.
Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.
I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!
di trashcanmoses 03 gennaio 2004
 
6.
1) Facial hair that only grows undeneath the chin.

2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh.
1) person 1: damn, that geek brother of mine has a horrible neckbeard. he can't even grow a real one.

2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard

person 1: he's guilty on both counts
di yardragon 05 febbraio 2013
 
7.
1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.
1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
di hybrid noisebloom 20 aprile 2010