A crazy white person, can be male or female, who is completely bat shit crazy. To recognize a female Nut Cracker please note the following description: They have loud, abrasive voices, smeared eye makeup from crying and broken cell phones from fights with their significant others (usually a male Nut Cracker). They may also have what is commonly referred to as a "tramp stamp" on their lower back with their significant other's name as the design.

The male Nut Cracker can be more elusive and harder to find. He can usually be spotted fist-pumping his way through blaring techno at the "hottest" club while screaming at his girlfriend on his brand-new Iphone. Although hard to identify, listen closely for telling sounds such as "I told you I was busy, you crazy bitch!" or "You're a whore, you crazy bitch!" He is usually communicating with a female Nut Cracker.

Both types are considered dangerous and normal people should proceed with caution.
That chick you were with last night? Total Nut Cracker. Did you see her throw her cell phone at her boyfriend because he was talking to the female bartender? Freaking CRAZY!
di Absolut Ang 03 agosto 2010
A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.
"He just did a nutcracker into the water!"
"He won't be walkin for a while."
di teh pwn 05 gennaio 2006
A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.
John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!
di Lamborrari 29 giugno 2006
In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 03 maggio 2004
Gang parlance meaning a person whom shows no hesitation, even a readiness and anticipation, in shooting a gun at another person.
"Don't mess with that fool. He a nutcracker fo sho. He sleeps with his AK-47!"
di mabdallah 29 luglio 2009
A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.
" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."
di Juicalicious 22 aprile 2010
A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.
Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.
di aubreydwoodsshannon 21 marzo 2008

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