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When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.
#salmon #funny #handshake #greeting #commondation
di Lenny Smith 03 marzo 2008
A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
#upstream #wrong-way riegels #bear snack #pink swimmer #cui
di Sou'wester 31 marzo 2010
A salmon is a fucking fish! Who the hell takes the time to wright all these autistic sexual acts? Urban Dictionary is retarded...
A salmon is a FISH not some homo sex act made up by a pre-pubescent faggot.
#fish #wild #fishing #gills #saltwater #steelhead #coho
di Cost Co 26 agosto 2012
When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another
Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake
#beef #fued #fight #dispute #pussy
di D$-Money 14 giugno 2012
When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?
di Big Cucia Jake 24 novembre 2015
someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis
"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."
#penis #ass #everyday #pounded #tent #louis
di hashtagwyattspam 08 aprile 2013
What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"
#pink #salmon #watermelon #realestatepussies #pussies
di Shegoes 01 aprile 2015
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