Top Definition
To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.
The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.
di Chuck Hastings 28 giugno 2003
when a girls bikini bottom goes up her butt
the pool was full of girls with scrunches
di awesomemonkey12 16 agosto 2011
Meaning something is gross or nasty
Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!
di ThatGuyNamedTitan 17 novembre 2014
As a noun- the scrunch is the last 10% of the chips in a bag of chips
I was lookin forward to that bag of chips, but all she left me was the scrunch.
di SpencerWilliams 23 luglio 2014
The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.
Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.
di FRP 03 luglio 2010
A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.
Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.
di I Know Someone Who Likes BFing 08 dicembre 2013
A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.
After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.

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