The male climbs atop a wardrobe or similar tall object, the female lies face down with her arse protuding in the air. The male then leaps off and attempts to engage his cock with the female arse. points can be obtained if the male actually achieves this. Extra bonus if he can smack the back of her head whilst landing.
Geoff:"I'm-a slam dunking you Terri"
Toni: "I'm lubed up to smoothen the entry"
Geoff: "Don't matter, I'm gonna knock you out anyway, cunt"
Toni: "You fucking wanker!"