Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.
I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
#cranky #neocon #rino #republicrat #crusty #wheezer
di ralfg33k 10 luglio 2008
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a MASSIVE shit.
marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!
#poop #crap #shit #deuce #turd #brown bomber #jesus boner
di the storm drains 26 aprile 2009
An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.
GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!
#tanker #pimple #huge #enormous #acne
di HaeZ 21 febbraio 2007
To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum
What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered
#tankered #lootie #timeline #repost #hogzilla
di Getnsnokie 19 giugno 2006
When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.

Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"

Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"

Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"
#noob #tank #qq #server #lame
di iTzJosH! 22 febbraio 2009
some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.
"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
di meech 22 maggio 2005
Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.
"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"
#destroyer #tank #horrible #jesus #christ #bob #tom tucker
di Taketheterran 25 gennaio 2010
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