Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
di JohnSheffield 16 aprile 2007
Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.
Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.
di Parkers Class 26 settembre 2011
A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.
Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation
di BIRD&TEDY 02 marzo 2011
Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd
that kid is such a teddy
di holasomeeng17 20 novembre 2010
a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy
di gabby lomagi 03 ottobre 2010
Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag
Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy
di urbandickted22 11 gennaio 2010
giving a female head
im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy
di GirlWhoWantsTeddy 08 agosto 2009

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